June 12, 2002
You use your hand to wipe your BUTT?

Maddieminx just suggested that men do all their thinking while peeing, and it got me thinking (but not, fortunately, peeing). I strongly concur, which is why I have to stop myself writing about my toilet habits half the time (honestly, you don't want to see my 1st draft blog entries).

I think it's probably because it gives you a rare chance to focus. You are doing a specific job in hand (as it were), which requires concentration on a small level, and avoids distraction. So your mind can actually think for a change.

Pee topic #1: which is your favourite brand of loo paper? I am frankly disappointed by Charmin - an ungenerous pile, worryingly brittle, and has a tendency to come apart into its 2 constituent plies all too easily. 5/10.

Next week: Sainsbury's own brand.

Posted by biondino at June 12, 2002 11:51 AM
Comments

Argentina out too, now? It's a tragedy for football. It's terribly unfair. It's... BRILLIANT! I think Italy might do it, actually, if you beat Mexico now.

Posted by: G on June 12, 2002 03:55 PM

i use scotts. it's by far the cheapest and has 1000 sheets per roll. of course, it's also thin and abrasive, but hey, it's cheap.

Posted by: christiaan on June 12, 2002 03:58 PM

I can honestly say, I have no idea what brand of toilet paper I use. I think its ANGEL SOFT or something. All I know is that is has some LITTLE KIDS on the front.

Posted by: mandee on June 12, 2002 06:01 PM

I personally like wiping my butt with a hotdog...it makes excellent chilli! You wouldn't think that it would taste anything like chilli, but it certainly does. My husband LUVS it! I encourage everyone to try it out...especially if you've recently ate beans. It's the greatest!!!
Natalie, Seymour, Tennessee

Posted by: Natalie on February 12, 2003 06:47 AM