My methods for remembering topics of (ahem) interest to discuss in my blog are failing me. Mnemonics aren't much good as I forget what I'm remembering when I'm parsing it; keywords too are letting me down. For example, I know I wanted to talk about spiders. But what?? I saw Spiderman yesterday, but that's confusing the issue still further as my spider-topic had arisen beforehand. I know I have a lot of spiders in my house at the moment, and the bigger ones make me jump when they scuttle out of their hiding places. But that's hardly a fascinating revelation.
I think I may have mad cow disease. Sigh.
Back to Conspiracy Theory news. Various authors, including Douglas Adams, have posited that other species on this planet know more than we think. From my own observations, I believe something tremendous might be able to occur. On one of my nature rambles a couple of days ago, I saw a fox run across the path in front of me. Not five yards beyond, a rabbit was sitting motionless in the path. AND YET THE FOX HAD NOT TRIED TO EAT IT. Could they be in league, plotting some horrific attempt to overthrow the human race, making us their desperate slaves? Huh? Huh?
Posted by biondino at June 28, 2002 03:44 PM-----------
Animals
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I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animal think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark.
They wander around like a crazy dog
Make a mistake in the parking lot
Always bumping into things
Always let you down down down down.
They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them down down down down.
I know the animals...Are laughing at us
They don't even know...What a joke is
I won't follow...Animal's advice
I don't care...If they're laughing at us.
They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them down down down down.
They say they don't need money
They're living on nuts and berries
They say animals don't worry
You know animals are hairy?
They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad example
They have untroubled lives
They think everything's nice
They like to laugh at people
They're setting a bad example
(Go ahead) Laugh at me.