you can't just demand email from people. you have to give them some kind of interesting thing to respond to first. like 'did you know that the world wrestling federation had to recently change its name so its acronym wasn't the same as the world wildlife foundation? yeah. and now everything is WF, which is weird.' or like, 'i went for a bike ride today, there was nature and things, and then stuff, etcetera.'
there are rules, y'know. and we can't write your blog for you.

cor. missus.