Ben asked me to keep him updated on the rise and rise of AFC Wimbledon. Which he may come to regret. Anyway, as it 'appens, the second ever game of my sparkling new team, away at Dulwich Hamlet FC (the "Hamlet" gives a clue as to exactly how impressive an opponent we're talking here), resulted in a 1-0 defeat for our brave boys.

Nal's dad, a diehard fan, went to the match and reported that the Dons "played a lot better than against Sutton", which is nice. Hopeful they will continue to improve at the same rate, leading to scores of around 97-0 by the end of the seaons. Which, I think, starts on August 17th - anyone fancy coming with me?