Fabulous news!!! Thanks to the slightly startling genius that is Piggy, I have discovered that I have, after all, been hunted down by Google. Among the searches that led to me are:
do+parakeets+have+eyelids+that+close
fat+girl+peeing+archives
how+to+wipe+butt
how+to+wipe+your+butt (an important distinction, I think you'll agree)
"child bearing hips"+butt (okay, so who's the butt fetishist? Is it you, G?)
girls+shaving+there(sic)+muff
and my personal favourite:
fags
Bearing in mind that there were only 9 Google requests in total, I'm extremely pleased with the sordid prurience that has led people to my blog :)