I'm getting concerned about my reputation. My latest Google referral (incidentally, bottom right of this site I have introduced the Google search tool, so you can spend even more time on your favourite BiondinoBlog!) was for "chutney+ferret". Sigh.

Which is why I think I need a manifesto. A certain Mr Iron Man posted the following to a message board, and I think it pretty much sums me up to. It also sums up Christian (see below). So no messin'.

"Hey! I'm iron man. I have bad tattoos. I'm just a simple guy! I'm iron man. I'm rugged. I know what the ladies like. I'm pretty suave, cause, well, I'm iron man. I've never heard that band, but I know they suck and are gay. To me, if something or someone sucks, that means it or they are gay. I'm a little older and wiser than you guys, and I know not to get bent out of shape over the small stuff. But I do like to criticise and belittle people at every opportunity I have. You know me and love me! I'm iron man. I like to go fishing and post pictures of myself all the time so the ladies can *swoon* over my manliness. I'm pretty manly. I don't like girly stuff. Girly stuff is for fags and girls. And gay girl fags. Speaking of girls, I like to ingratiate myself to all the girls because I'm a little bit of a ladies man. After all, I'm iron man. I'm funny and rugged and I live out in the country. I'm a man's man. I'm iron man."