Okay. I have just discovered, writing the post above, that Amazon has a new feature, called the Golden Box. Inside the box, you find five daily offers, only one of which you can take up. If you pass on it, it's gone forever.
Obviously, since these objects will be the hand-picked results of demographic information gleaned from your previous searches and purchases, they should, theoretically, say a lot about your personality. You'd think, right? Let's take a closer look:
Leatherman 69010103H Pulse
DeWalt DW935K 14.4-Volt 5-3/8" Cordless Trim Saw Kit
Old Dutch Dome Pot Rack, Graphite
Eastman Outdoors 38080 Stainless Steel Fish Fry Pot with Lid and Basket
Samsung DVD-P421 Progressive-Scan DVD Player
Verdict: I am SO not gay.
Posted by biondino at August 13, 2002 10:50 PMThough I suppose maybe the fry pot is a little, y'know, faggy. But in an urban sophisticate kinda way.
Posted by: Mark on August 13, 2002 11:23 PM"Not gay"? Do I really need to explain the concept of a "Leatherman," Mark?
Posted by: Ben on August 14, 2002 05:31 PMhahahahahahaha. this is so funny. i can just see you in your stripey t-shirt with all these tools laying around you and you going "um, yeah, i'm SO not gay, guys. check out all these manly things," as you wave the fry pot around.
Posted by: robyn on August 14, 2002 06:13 PM