Whoot! I might be on TV!

Popbitch has revealed that UK TV svengalis are thinking of making an equivalent to The Osbournes, featuring ex-Duran Duran hunk Simon Le Bon and family. As those of you who know me will already be aware (as I bang on about it so much), I live right next door to the Le Bons! Double whoot!

So, if you see a leering baldy leaning out of the window of the flats next door, making moronic thumbs up signs and playing Belle and Sebastian at top volume, that'll be me.

(addendum: as far as I know, the Le Bons are the epitome of happy, restrained family life. Should be a blast)