Further to the discovery of the "whey laser" (patent pending, but I'm hoping it'll make me rich), I was gobsmacked to discover that whey has taken on a whole new commercial face since Little Miss Muffet did a Gary Lineker on its public profile.

No ordinary milk by-product, Designer Whey "has undergone more than $2.77 million dollars worth of clinical testing", and "slash[es] body fat an average of 3.7 lbs". How about that?

My prediction - whey is the food supplement AND nursery rhyme staple of the 21st century. We can hope.