Hey chaps,

Sorry about the lack of entries, um, for the last two and a half weeks. Please don't desert me forever, or I'll have to start harrassing people in the street like a loon.

Amusing tale for today - I spent two hours at a service station just outside of Gatwick Airport this morning, first of all trying to figure out how to unscrew the petrol tank cap on my brother's car, then waiting for Green Flag to come and unscrew it for me. Needless to say, it wasn't broken and I am simply a twat.