Gah. Need to get people to start visiting my blog again! I bet Brian doesn't get deserted in droves when he has one of his funny turns and refuses to post anything for three weeks...

Imagine you have a lovely, brand new Volkswagen Beetle in attractive silver. Do you a) wash and wax your car regularly; b) wash the car twice a year when your parents are coming over or c) turn it into 1970s bubblecare hero Herbie. Sadly, I didn't have my camera with me, but as I did the washing up this morning that's exactly what I saw drive past.

*** shellfish update *** shellfish update *** shellfish update ***

I had a BAD MUSSEL for lunch. Yuk! Am currently awaiting stomach cramps, nausea and the squits. Updates as and when.