As some of you know, I work as the moderator on an interactive TV chatroom peopled by teenagers. It's part-time, badly paid and a bit tedious, but there are occasional pluses (my chat name is dario, btw):

"dario when he does come in, tell him nat is on o life-support machine and she loves him lots. Her last words where say hello to dario when he is on. Xx xx

I'm a dying girl's last words! How cool is that?

(NB in case this seems very cruel and callous, the odds of her even being unwell are 1000 to one. They are all pathological liars and say this kind of thing to get attention. Either that or their lives are like a particularly doom-filled version of every soap opera rolled into one)