I have been finding ideas extremely hard to come by lately for this bloody thing, but this morning I was gazing out of my window (hey, I work from home, I do these things) and I had a brainwave. Not necessarily a very morally justifiable brainwave, but still.

Most days, I see vehicles pulling into or parked in the Le Bons' front drive. Usually, they have some kind of writing on the side - decorators, caterers, landscape gardeners etc. I reckon that with the aid of my trusty (and currently non-functioning, gah!) digital camera, I could build up a pretty accurate picture of their lifestyle. It's just a shame that anything sordid would probably not come in a van marked "coke-addled dwarfs" or similar. Or would it?