...and then The Smiths were proved fundamentally wrong, as I can't find one. Waaaaa! [bawls unattractively]

However, I have discovered that the British economy is centred on a corporate structure so unstable that it'll make the Albanian pyramid disaster look like a picnic, with cake.

The only companies who advertise for staff are recruitment companies. Yes, recuritment companies recruiting for other recruitment companies is the only damn recruitin' that ever happens! At some point, all it'll take is for one sharp executive to think "hmm, we can save money by not advertising for more recruiting staff and not paying more recruiting staff to recruit other recruiters", and the economy will turn itself inside out, shudder, and fall in the sea.

I am therefore applying to be a recruitment consultant. Think of the power!!