I've been harangued for not blogging at all lately. So here's a thrown-together mishmash, a la the clip episodes of The Simpsons (actually, I should try compiling a set of "classic moments" from the last 8 months of Eat the Wapse, but I'm not sure even you suckers would buy that).

First off, I hear that Wolfgang Wolf, the actually-really-called-that manager of German footie club Wolfsburg, has been sacked. Do they have no sense of the absurd?

Secondly, the most detailed and entertaining spoken conversation I've had today is with my printer (it says "printing started!" on, erm, printing, and "thank you!" when you give it more paper). I said "you're welcome". Sigh. On a similar level, I've spent far too much of today playing Bloblander, a cute and addictive little game featuring Aardman's cute wee BBC3 characters. As a result, as I type my fingers are worrying that my Blobcraft is about to crash, and I am compelled to search for the "thrust" button (though isn't that always the way, etc.)