In the course of the last fortnight:

Number of fl. oz. of Dr Pepper consumed: 400
Number of days entirely without vegetables: 8
Number of decent restaurants visited: 4
Pints of beer drunk: 11
Glasses of sake drunk: 5
Number of different fast food joints patronised: 7
(Arby's, Burger King, McDonalds, Taco Bell, Sonic, Subway, Dairy Queen)