On the last day of our road trip*, Sarah and I stayed at a rather well-appointed Best Western hotel in Moab, Utah. It was accordingly dear(ish), but for our $80-odd dollars we found a COMPLIMENTARY PAPER TOWEL! waiting for us on the towel rack.

"GUEST TOWEL With our compliments... Use this towel to clean your shoes, luggage, windshield, razor or just about anything."

Well! I couldn't possibly use such a generous gift, so I have brought it home with me to put on my wall. Possibly in an over-gaudy gilded frame. Maybe a purpose-built one, like the display cases you can get for collectors plates, objets d'art etc.

*I'm hoping to have a series of road-trip stories up on this blog within the next few days. Patience.