Oh my. I really haven't posted for over a fortnight? Well, you haven't missed much. I've been away in the family seat in Lido Di Venezia, Italy, lying on a beach and eating tasty seafood-based dishes. And visiting my aged grandmother, and arguing with my brother, and being rude to my mum, you know, usual family holiday stuff.

This week I am mostly looking for a job. So if you see one, grab it by its tail, put it in an airtight box and send it over to me. Ta!