Writing a blog entry is a tricksy thing. Finding a balance between fact and rumour, solid reporting and mimsy speculation. Actually telling my audience what I’ve been up to is seldom a barrel of the proverbial. In fact, unless you’re interested in the minutiae of the TV industry or the successes of AFC Wimbledon, you’re probably going to bugger off to Llew’s blog or Ree’s blog or something fun, interesting or simply infuriating.

In fact, for a change there is something moderately diverting to do with AFCW right now. On Saturday I went to another away game, the top of the table clash versus Chipstead (sing: “who are ya?”). Our no. 3 was a new signing, and one who’s got us more press inches than anything since our formation. Welcome to the world of the Super Dons, Michael “MC” Harvey out of So Solid Crew…

I could also write about chest of drawers disasters and the amazing helpfulness of Ikea call centre staff. I could mention an all-male ILE meet up which was testosterone-tastic, mate. I could talk longingly about Italy’s and Samoa’s doomed performances in the Rugby World Cup. I could eulogise about the last flight of Concorde, watching the last three flights converge over central London (not literally, thankfully).

I could bang on about all those things. But I won’t. See you when I can think of something interesting to write. Hugs to y’all.