Everything is changing.

Today, I am Normal Christiaan.

Tomorrow, I will be One Cool Motherfucker.

these are the things turbonegro can do to a boy

A WHOA WHOA WHOA

I'm getting hits from people searching for "corn nuts." Awesome.

They announced the lineup for movement. Fucking awesome. Like all the Detroit guys I care about will be there; Derrick May, Carl Craig, Kevin Saunderson, Kenny Larkin, Richie Hawtin, D Wynn, Stacey Pullen..It would be nice to see Recloose come back, but whatever. So, we get to spend a weekend hopping about with a bunch of e'd up retards. Sweet! Oh, and Kid606 will be there. I hope he's a dick and tries to ruin everything. Exciting.

Yeah, what a fucking great week. Movement over the weekend, birthday on the following Tuesday, and then we're off to mutek in Montreal. Whoo!

Shit, I need to start smoking again.

And I need a new PS2 so I can play that awesome soccer game. Someone gimme.