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Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Unfamous

Today at work I am suffering with the soul-crushing pain of dealing with an UNFAMOUS CELEBRITY. This person walks and talks like a celebrity: demanding exorbitant things on his/her rider, showing up late, being surrounded by an insane entourage (6 of whom are identifag clones with tans-in-April and fake highlights). And yet... and yet... this person is actually NOT FAMOUS! Searching for this person's name online returns no relevant hits whatsoever. And so I gain nothing but aggravation from encountering them.

Not, I should add, that I feel like I "gain" anything from meeting any famous person. I mean, sure, if you touch Kylie's perky little backside you are granted eternal youth, but aside from that they're all just tedious fake bores with almost nothing to offer. OMG I am like so totally wise and world-weary all of a sudden!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to roll my eyes away from all this and make flyers for Tigermilking.

Posted at 07:32 PM

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