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Tuesday, January 29, 2002
Ridiculous Hair Day
Do you ever have one of those days when you can no longer describe it as a Bad Hair Day? When it crosses some line someplace and becomes a complete and utter farce, a Ridiculous Hair Day? I'm having one of those. I had PLANNED on getting a haircut this morning. Just like I planned on getting up early and going to the cook's supply store to get a gelatin mold. HA. As if. I was late for work, same as every day.
No wait, there's more. I was eating lunch today and I mentioned to the bartender that I hated the fact that the dry cleaners had STAPLED a tag to my shirt, leaving staple holes in it. Normally they just slip the tag through a button hole, but this particular shirt closed with snaps. And of course there's no such thing as a snap-hole. The bartender told me there was a simple solution: stop dressing like a cowboy. Sigh.