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Tuesday, January 29, 2002

On the pull

I have two uninteresting stories to tell today.

The first is that I saw these two guys scoping each other out on the train on my way to work on Friday. The twist is that one of the guys was wearing a wedding ring, and after the successful scope-out, he oh-so-nonchalantly slid the ring off of his finger and put it in his pocket. Klassy! But wait, there's more. There's a second twist! You see, last night I saw the married guy walking home with his lady (his REAL lady, not his boy lady) and he lives three doors down from me in this big renovated apartment building. There's also a girl who lives in that building who I think looks just like Sarah Michelle Gellar (she even chopped her hair off a little while ago!) but I digress. Oh yes, I do. Where was I? Oh yes, I'm going to blackmail Married Guy and get RICH.

Crap, I forgot what the second story was. But I'm sure it wasn't as important as my impending Richness.

Posted at 10:09 AM

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