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Friday, August 02, 2002

hits... decreasing... page views... ebbing

Ack! So that's what I get for not posting very much: a 75% plunge in readership. And everyone's going to start de-linking me since I took my link list down. It's coming back! I swear! And I'm going to redesign the archives! I swear! Yeah. Mmm Hmm. But first, I'm going to Target to buy some shit I don't need. And then I'm going to go see the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players (warning: that's a Homestead link with some truly horrifying HTML action). Who happen to have an eight year old drummer called Rachel. I'm waiting for a Celebrity Death Match between her and Meg White.

Anyway, where was I? Here's what's what in Brian-land. My boyfriend bought a pink fishtank (pink! gay! fish!). I got a stiff neck from sleeping in a tiny bed. A few times. I have to miss the big east/west blog party next week because we're going to Cape Cod (The only thing gayer than a gayblogmeet is a trip to Provincetown, natch). We lost at the Pub Quiz by four points even though we only had 4 people on our team and the winners had 13. After leaving the quiz, we discovered that the building next door was on fire. Since our team consisted of me and three Ladies Who Ain't Gettin Any, we stopped to ogle firemen and some skinhead who apparently was in the middle of a shower when he had to evacuate.

(Aside: the poor guy wasn't wearing any shoes. One of my skeeviest nightmares involves having to walk around New York with no shoes on. Ugh.)

Anyway. That's that. You're up to speed on my boring existence. New topic.

I love love love fake diaries. And my new favorite is the 646guy blog. I used to love love love An American Boy, but he got slack with the updates and once he actually had sex with T*m Cruise, I lost interest. As for 646guy, well, he's having heart-to-hearts with the cast of Trading Spaces as they try to solve Hildy's mysterious death by tracing clues in her diary! Sheer genius. Get with the now, An American Boy!

OK! That's all I've got for now. Who do you think I am, Cory Doctorow??

Posted at 02:12 PM

Comments

001. Josh

Holy crap. You rock. If I weren't the laziest person alive, I would go into my template and link you.

Posted at 12:00AM on Saturday, August 03, 2002

002. Brian the 646 Guy

Glad you like the adventures of The 646 Guy...the Trading Spaces murder mystery is wrapping up this week and then more drama will unfold soon...

Posted at 01:09PM on Tuesday, August 06, 2002

003. Ken

Okay, 646 Guy KICKS ASS!! I, too, had fallen in love with An American Boy until my heart was dashed upon the rocks of his infrequent updates. Thank GOD you had this link here. I was able to triumphantly waste an entire afternoon reading it! I was off work an hour ago, and I'm still here because I wanted to read. every. morsel.

and lick my fingers afterward.

Posted at 09:42PM on Thursday, August 08, 2002

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