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Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Things I have dreamt recently.

1. I was hanging out with Mich*el J*ckson, who had had a sex change and then had himself impregnated with a child which was actually growing inside a glass globe partially embedded in his/her body.

2. Doug from Tr*ding Sp*ces was my high school chemistry teacher and one day he... actually, on second thought, I'm not going to tell this story. Rosemary has this dream sometimes, too... get HER to tell you about it.

3. (WARNING: ONE OF THOSE GEEKY THINGS I LIKE TO WRITE ABOUT COMING UP AHEAD) My web browser used all kinds of metadata so I could sort my bookmarks by time zone and whether or not they had equivalent RSS feeds. I think I was dozing off in bed with my PowerBook in my lap at the time. Sigh. I am a dork.

Posted at 04:15 PM

Comments

001. r

Ha ha no.

I am not certain but I think last weak I dreamt I fucked Gerard Cosley.

Posted at 04:42PM on Tuesday, February 18, 2003

002. me

Are you drunk? It's not even 5pm! How Jacqueline Susann of you!

Posted at 04:44PM on Tuesday, February 18, 2003

003. r

You'd be weak too if Gerard and Doug were shagging you stupid all night.

Posted at 04:48PM on Tuesday, February 18, 2003

004. me

I think you should subtitle your weblog "shagging you stupid."

Posted at 04:52PM on Tuesday, February 18, 2003

005. r

i should be so lucky.

Posted at 05:05PM on Tuesday, February 18, 2003

006. Mark

This is just like Will and Grace!

Posted at 10:38AM on Thursday, February 20, 2003

007. me

ouch.

Posted at 10:44AM on Thursday, February 20, 2003

008. r

Can I be Karen?