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Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Not dead...

but still hungover on Tuesday from Kristen & Michael's wedding at the Public on Saturday.

Currently on my short-fuse shitlist:
1. Guy who refuses to take his fucking backpack off on a really fucking crowded PATH train.
2. Guy who insists on holding onto the fucking ceiling (?) rather than a pole like a normal person on another really fucking crowded PATH train.
3. Girl who played coquette with her pole-mate on a really fucking crowded PATH train for like 20 minutes, flirting incessantly with him and batting her eyelashes in the most amateurish, ridiculous way even though he was SO CLEARLY EXTRAORDINARILY GAY THAT HIS INITIALS WERE PRACTICALLY "CARS*N KR*SSL*Y." Hint: If he listens attentively when you talk about your sister's greeting card design business, he does not want to have sex with you.

p.s. the guy wasn't me, I just had to watch the whole fiasco the whole way home.
p.p.s. Commuting sucks.
p.p.p.s. How come I haven't read a single recap of the Movable Type meetup from Saturday which I had to miss due to aforementioned (awesome) wedding?
p.p.p.p.s. The Gothamist happy hour thing on Thursday better be really fucking fun or this whole week will have been for naught.
p.p.p.p.p.s. Confidential to my boyfriend: I am not really this cranky, I'm just venting, don't freak out.

Posted at 08:55 PM

Comments

001. Laurel

Re: p.p.p.s: Gothamist thing had also better be good enough to deserve my "fabulous shoeness", as Brian put it. New purchase to be unveiled Thurs.

Also I'm bringing my boyfriend, who may need to flee and hide after about 20 mins with pop culture-obsessed media types.

Posted at 01:26PM on Wednesday, September 17, 2003

002. me

I've been told to retreat to Von around the corner if it becomes necessary. Although I think they are beer-and-wine only, so maybe we need another backup.

Posted at 01:37PM on Wednesday, September 17, 2003

003. me

Also: bring darts. Please.

Posted at 01:38PM on Wednesday, September 17, 2003

004. Laurel

Will try to fulfill darts requirement but darts currently reside at the House of Ankle in Jersey City, cos there's a dartboard there. Not sure my favorite Ankle is going back there before tomorrow evening.

Posted at 04:45PM on Wednesday, September 17, 2003

005. Laurel

Have darts, will travel. See ya.

Posted at 11:37AM on Thursday, September 18, 2003

006. matty

So was the entire week for naught or not naught?

Posted at 09:58PM on Friday, September 19, 2003

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