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Friday, November 21, 2003

Revenge is oh so sweet sour

Last night I finally got revenge on my boyfriend for getting really drunk and vomiting all over my corduroy jacket and into my messenger bag. By vomiting all over his denim jacket! And, well, my own pants and shoes and backpack. And possibly several passengers on the 9:45 PATH train to Newark. But that's a minor detail! Revenge is mine!

Dear cheapass day-old leftover half-drunk bottles of Cote du Rhone that the bartender at work gave me and the bookkeeper for free: YOU ARE SO EVIL. DRY, REFINED AND TASTY, YES, BUT STILL EVIL. Love, Brian.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and try and keep down two slices of rye bread.

Posted at 01:48 PM

Comments

001. Tim

Ah, keeping down food after a drinking binge ..... what fun! And vomiting on the train ..... you party animal Brian!

Posted at 05:21PM on Monday, December 22, 2003

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