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Friday, October 01, 2004

Dear gossip.clusty.com,

I was excited when my pal Will told me about your gossip-consolidation search engine. Because heaven knows I'm all about the gossip-consolidation.

Now I know Page Six can't keep the Olsen twins straight, and that's OK, I get a little confused when confronted with their gigantic alien eyeballs, too. But today, gossip.clusty.com, you have taken the cake!

See, I know from Lindsay Lohan's dad. And you, my friend, are no Lindsay Lohan's dad!

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Back to the drawing board, gossip.clusty.com!

Love, Brian.

Posted at 11:58 AM

Comments

001. Damon

I wonder if Brian will ever blog again.

Posted at 11:35PM on Wednesday, January 19, 2005

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