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Wednesday, October 16, 2002
People I Stalk, Part Three
Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Well, not the *real* SMG.
Just a girl who lives in the big, recently refurbished, hella overpriced apartment building down the street from us.
She's sort of mid-Season Three Buffy. For those who care about such details. Such as myself.
Crap, did I say "hella" a few sentences ago? Writing making my English gooder.
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Tuesday, October 01, 2002
People I Stalk, Part Two
Today I practiced Team Stalking.
On my way to work this morning, I ran into a friend near the train station. I'll call her Laurel.*
We chitter-chattered our way under the Hudson River, me en route to a day of drudgery (aka blog-reading at my desk) and she en route to the Cloisters to meet an old friend.
When we reached our stop, I noticed one of my stalkees. I'll call him Number Two.** Shaggy hair. Indeterminate ethnicity. Cute bow-legged swagger.
We immediately began following him down the Avenue. For those of you who're*** beginning to think "wow, this brian guy is getting a little creepy with the stalker thing," that was the way we were headed anyway.
I noticed Number Two entering a subway station, so I sent Laurel in after him. For those of you who're thinking "shit, that's really crossing the line," that was the way she was headed anyway.
So now I'm just waiting for Agent Laurel to report back with details. With my luck, she'll end up dating him. Sigh.
* Because that's, like, her name.
** Because that's, like, his name. OK, not really.
*** I don't think I can ever say "who're" again without thinking of this week's episode of the Sopranos. Ralphy, Janice, and something vibrating... I am scarred for life.