G'day. I'm Brian. I'm
26 27 28 (ugh).
I live with an excellent boy.
I book a nightclub. I pet my cats. I play Zelda: Wind Waker. That's about it.
I judge books by their covers.
I judge people by their shoes.
I carry my PowerBook with me at all times, in case I get called to Zurich to become a member of a l33t team of computer hackers.
I don't carry my passport, though. So I'm inconsistent. Sue me. Or maybe I just think they'll be giving me one with a new name on it. And am therefore even more internally consistent than my conscious mind will admit.
Sometimes I talk to my coffee. But only sometimes.
Sometimes I'm afraid if I burn my tongue on a hot drink, I will permanently lose one sector of my tastebuds. Maybe that's why I talk to the coffee: it's a form of psychological warfare.
I make this website with BBEdit, Kung-Tunes & Movable Type.
If Kung-Tunes says I've been listening to something uber-credible like the Delgados for three days, it means I'm secretly listening to Kylie Minogue or maybe the Love Theme from Moulin Rouge, but I don't want you to know about it. Sneaky me.