1) Wear pirate knickers. (Well, okay skull and cross bones from Paul Frank)
2) Get a kiss from a puppy. (Not as good as a kiss from a cute boy which is what I got last year, same day, same foul mood.)
3) Have everyone love your cookies. (Cookies in a baked goods sense, not a naughty euphemism sense thankyouverymuch, you pervertalists.)