Dear uterus,
Hurry up and start WEEPING already!
Yours,
rosemary
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Everything hurts.
I still have my bruises from two weeks ago when I had to battle a freezer compartment to get veggie burgers. Why doesn't Shop Rite have stepstools the way libraries do?
I was going to wash my hair today, but why bother? It's only going to get smoky and gross. Cold weather brings out the dirty in me.
I'm getting back cramps AND STILL NO BLOOD.
Speaking of, who's read Endless Love? That scene where they wake up caked in menstrual blood? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY WAS THIS WRITTEN? "A little later, Jade sat up and pulled her Tampax out and dropped it beneath the bed." Eww, hello, did her mother not teach her right? Oh, and Alice Adams? "The sexual passages are dazzingly original?" ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
Anyway, where was I?
Posted by rosemary at February 18, 2003 04:36 PM