So. Anyway. I rented The Rules of Attraction. It's kind of icky watching someone you went to school with masturbate on screen. (Ha ha, when they find out my school's most famous drop out, people usually ask "is JVDB gay?" and I say, "hello, everyone who went there is a big fag, I mean LOOK AT ME") Aren't boys odd looking when they have sex? It makes me happy I have such poor vision.

The gay boy really looked the asshole boyfriend in Romance! Shannyn Wotsit really gets on my tits, I'm not sure why, but urrrg, i can't stand her! What else I can't stand (and this film reminded me): boys who play hacky sack! Ewww!