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8 1/2 Women is on IFC. Full frontal male nudity, yesss! (Even if it old guys. Well, not all of them. Some are young(er)) Wow, they sure are talking about dick a whole lot. Uh. Like I mind? (shush, you) (wait, did they just cut out a scene?) God, I love the way this movie looks.

I saw Pirates of the Caribbean. It makes me want to go swimming, or boating, or something. Wheee, 18th century clothing, mens and wimmens! The trailers though! I think the hair dye used on Tobey Maguire in Seabiscuit is the same hair dye used on the creepy toothless guy in Death of Venice. I wish they would show the Nightporter on TV again. It’s so pretentiously sleazy!

I think I was nearly cruising a band today, isn’t it horrible? One returned eye contact, and one waved and said ‘hello’. They also need haircuts and/or a comb. But I think I am ovulating and therefore in prime ‘contemplating shagging nearly anything male’ mode. (hellooooooo Desmond Morris)

I ‘dumpster dived’ again, welllll picking up stuff off the sidewalk. Here’s a horror: did I any stuff from people I know? EEEEEK.

My bikini front has two holes in it, but I just don’t care. I really don’t want to have to line it. I can’t sew!

Is not wearing underwear really a good boy catching technique? I have seen Hollywood Babylon and those Paris Hilton photos so I am too scared to do it.

Posted by rosemary at July 10, 2003 10:52 PM