Trio has a new show called "Good Clean Porn" where they only show the non sex scenes from 70s porn. God, it's the total quintessential Trio show, 'sexy' stuff but totally edited ["Uncensored" Comedy??? I THINK NOT] And then this weekend there was nudity and swearing on Oxygen! (No one expects the dopey wymynz's channel to show such sauciness, I guess) They had women saying things straight out of "Why'd Ya Do It": "I imagine another woman's mouth on his dick." MY EARS!!!
And today I was lecturing a dog about not being a tease. And then half an hour later I remembered my shirt has a pulp novel cover reproduction on it and says "Hard to Get" and I found this slightly embarrassing for some reason (and not the fact that I was discussing a dog's sex life.)
And then I got a hole in my shirt. Screw you, tape gun. The shirt kept getting stuck in the wheel of the gun, and after the second time I went to dust my self off and there was a rip! So I moaned to a colleague and got half told off. As if it's MY FAULT by breasts keep getting in the way? Why are boys so mean???
God I SO NEED to have the communists come, I feel so sex mad and yet utterly disgusted by thought of sex.
I have had this bad gut feeling about something over the past week or so, and since my intuitions over the years have turned out to be right all the frickin' time, I'm not too happy. The situation isn't as horrible as some of them (i.e I'm not about to get severely fucked over or anything) it's just mildly disappointing.
I think I might get drunk this weekend. It could go very bad, because it will be in front of people I only vaguely know, it could end up embarrassing. Then again, maybe I need a new social circle to think of me as a TOTAL DRUNK.
(epilogue: pol pot party ugggggh ow)
Posted by rosemary at July 24, 2003 12:50 AM