I found some BSC books at a thrift store. But the republished versions! For readers at home to fill in! Which I shall for your enjoyment.

"Mary Anne has a crush on Logan. I now have a crush on someone named Person X. This person is 30+ years old and has brown (or maybe blue, depends on the crushee) eyes and brown hair. I like this person a lot because a)oh my god, he is so fucking hot or b) he is nice to me. If I was going to spend an afternoon with this person, I'd like to shag the bejesus out of him walk around the park. One thing I would not want to do is discuss music criticism. Some things we could talk about are records, cooking, thrifting, travelling The biggest crush I've ever had was on the Indie Fuckwit (haha original recipe and son of, ugg). I had a crush on this person because I was really fucking stupid and I drank a lot then What happened was this: he turned out to be a total dick and got married. The biggest crush anyone ever had on me was when I'm not really sure, but interweb mentalists like me. When I found out this person had a crush on me, I was flattered, yet wasn't interested

I had no idea I'd turn out like this when I was reading these books in middle school. Or that I'd want to sleep with old30something year old men.