I really need to read a ton of books so I can return them to the library tomorrow. I need to start The Kennedy Curse because, in a moment of inspired genius, I realised there is the curse no one is speaking abiut: looking like a Kennedy. Seen Eunice Shriver lately? Ouch.

I watched some sort of medical mystery show on Toxic Shock on Discovery Health and am trying to think of something to write about for Proven by Science. Not much mystery if you have been paying attention to women's health issues for the last 30 years. Why are all these young women getting bad orange makeup deathly ill? And how are they all getting toxic shock? The kicker is all the CDC and epidemilogist types say "well it was this certain brand, and it got recalled' with out naming naught Proctor and Gamble!. And the show makes out that the industry repsonded with an absorbancy standard immediately. Hey! Guess what! It didn't! (Are you surprised?) But, oh my, let's not get into the politics of women's health, shall we?

I bought the Star Ledger today so I can read Parade. Hooo, boy. But wow I've got lots of coupons. I missed triple coupon week at Shop Rite. Darn.