Researching knitting resources online, I have discovered that there is a pattern for a knitted uterus. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm not sure I like it, so there's hope for my project yet.

I will write more on this later, but the Nutrition Action newsletter is the biggest pile of fun hating ever. They reviewed doughnuts, oh no they are bad for you! They compared one to having the nutritional value of white bread smeared with lard and jelly, which, sure ok, but it doesn't taste like that. Doughnuts taste GOOD. Food tastes GOOD.