Last week I saw a commercial for low carb orange juice/ Will this madness ever end??? I am obviously on the high carb diet, mmmmmm doughnuts! Cereal! Noodles! Fruit punch!

Also creepy: the McDonald's "Control Freak" commerical. No, the problem with your date, lady, is that he's taking you to McDonald's. Mind you, I am still waiting for a date to buy me a proper dinner. A fast food first date when you're over the age of say, oh, 15, is just one way to guarantee no second date. If all you have is $5 for food, just spend that on a drink for me instead, ok?

Tomorrow I shall go to the library and try out the mad world of library DVD rentals! $1.50 for three days vs $3.50 for one day at the video store, hmmm.

I finsihed the skully sweater, oooo! In time for TV! And I can wear it with purple tights and pink fishnets, and won't that look cute? And I can go up to cute boys and say "Oooh, it's so soft, feel meit!" I also finished oen hat and started another. The wool-ease, as seen in Knit It is kind of, uh, dumb. I changed the color pattern a bit. the other hat will go with my sweater.