Ha ha Jersey City on Law and Order. But is it really JC? I haven't been paying attention.

Also, I am not exactly happy with this Briscoe spin-off business.

Oh, and did I mention I had a sexxxxxy L&O:CI dream? You know it's cause I read In the Cut!! Also: I had really bad bruises on my shins in the dream, I don't know why. And then I woke up at 5 am, and for a minute had no idea where I was.

"It's across the river, it's a cab ride away" What, the PATH's not good enough for you, Miss Southerlyn? Bleh. Between that and her posterchild for postfeminism posturing on the other night's rerun, ooooo do I have a hate-on!