I took out Sextrology from the library; I wanted to see how it compared to Martine's 70s classic Sexual Astrology

So allegedly I'm supposed to be a vain, diva-ish size queen with a father fixation who wants lots of presents and is into married men. Well. Martine said I was shallow and easily won over. Oh, haha and vain, too. And flattery will get you into my pants.

I will let you guess what's accurate and what isn't.

I also went grocery shopping at Wal-Mart. Yuck! All I wanted was nuts and tortillas, and it took me half an hour to find any! Grrrr. There seemed to be so much... meat. Processed meat in big boxes. I saw a (an??) Hasidic couple checking out a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, and I nearly asked them to hand me a bottle. That shopping wore me out! I'm sticking with Shop-Rite, thanks.