So one of our neighbours is going to the Paramus IKEA (and actually is part Swedish) and I SO WANT TO GO. Since I'm stuck in a twin bed (sob) I can now get wacky bed linens. Hello childrens section! (And, uh, cheaper than queen size!)

Oh wow, the Darlene's menarche episode of Roseanne is on. I remember being mortified when it first ran.