I found astrological underpants today! Some had little jewels, some had the signs printed on, and some had a patch sewn on. Mine had a patch, boo. And they are grey with red trim. They look like boys pants. Why can't I be a Cancer pale pink on hot pink? Grumble. On the back it says "optimistic, enthusiastic, spiritual". I should make one that says "Vain, shallow, drunk, father fixations, easy". I can do embroidery on the front! Ha! And get pretty colors.

I looked at the $2 patterns. Maybe I can figure them out. Some of them are marketed as "Easy". I need to make some pretty dresses. In case I run into one of my, ahem, "harem" this summer.