uggg all this comment spam!!!

I had to fold men's underwear at work today. God 2xist packaging is SO FRICKING GAY. The models for the t shirt packages are going Donald Duck style: NO PANTS. You can see their cracks! Yikes!

Today I learned we are not allowed to "cuss" in the break room, but in all honesty, I neither care nor mind.

I can't decide whether to buy a slightly Paris Hiltony style skirt tomorrow, it all depends if they still have my size when I go to Arden B on my break! I keep fantasizing about potential places to wear it to, like if one set of friends has a party, it would look cute with my clark sandals and a black top, but then if this was outside, I couldn't sit because it would get dirty, and should I wear Hello Kitty underpants with it, and what color toenail polish, and what potential boys would be there but not that they would be impressed or intrigued by clothes anyway. Or should I make my yarn wrap skirt, and where should I wear that? Sigh. I really really need to reconnect with my friends because ack! I need to meet boys! And apparently the only single interesting men over 30 live in metropolitan areas i.e. NOT HERE. UGG DROUGHT UGG.