I went snooping at work and found corporate stuff so I made photocopies of what my job responibilities and skillz are in corporate junk english style! Guess who updated her resume wheeeee! Well I still have to do the one I print out but I did the online ones! I'm gonna apply to a job Monday and if I can think of a way to namedrop without sounding eurotardingly lame hells yeah! God, why can't I learn to namedrop? I feel so... tacky. (Ha, I think speaking above my normal register is akin to yelling and therefore TACKY)(WASP reserve/guilt you kill me sometimes)

I mean the position that I will be under (arf) require CONTACTS and hello! I know people who know people. Oh how do you do this without feeling like a sleazy creep???