I don't want to go to work today! Oh well at least there's a) lots of stuff to do (ie unpack) rather than, you know, work with customers b) leftovers!!!! (but still no microwave, sob?) c) closing with the other under 30 year old, so I can READ BOOKS ON THE FLOOR and GOSSIP about my stupid life.

I am amusing myself saying I had a GATE DATE because, you know, it rhymes. It's like when I went to see the puppy at Tompkins Square Park but I am less fat in the photos. Because that's such a pressing concern now, haha.

Which book should I bring to work? I don't know!