oh, SVU, ow my brain
Julian Sands?
And nice Bobby Flay cameo HOW HOW HOW did they get him on the show I wonder.
Oh I DON'T want to think about the 'cattle prod' sperm harvesting technique used on Bobby Flay.
WHY? WHY?
why does listening to gina g always remind me of FF? oh because he was the only person to play it at our school radio station. now there's a question: why? why did he play it?
or why? why did i go to a school that had such boring taste? why did we have a college radio station that didn't play 'college radio music'?
What should I be for Halloween??
a)back alley abortionist
b)Hasidic Lady
c)60's go-go stewardess
I am going to get a blond bob wig for either b or c. I need white go-go boots, where can I get them???
Maybe I will splurge and buy fake eyelashes.
I can't belive it has been ELEVEN YEARS since I started school (and FIVE YEARS since I saw Sazzers, booo)
what's nice is I am skinnier than I ever was in college. Not to be one of the 'oh I'm so fat' girls, although sometimes I think the DIETS ARE WRONG feminist 101 consciousness mindset didn't do me any favors either.
That said the day WoCoHo members were talking about being on the Atkins diet, I died a little.
In unrelated news one of the craft boards said thet TJ Maxx had the mini button maker on sale. I saw it at Marshall's today! They had a few, so maybe my TJ mazz will have them. I bought, God help me, J. Lo underwear, because it was clearance and matched my clearance bra.
I can't tell if this is like the boat we went on senior year.. and freshman orientation for that matter. of course unlike those times, this cruise has GOODY BAGS. I am at that point where I want a goody bag more than a drink ticket.
Also: BRUNCH BUFFET
I suppose I shall bring SOCKS to knit, I'm too intimidated to bring the Caron blanket project. They'll never let me sit at the cool kids table with $2 Wal-Mart yarn!
Whoa, I just reread the BUST interview with Francine Pascal. Her brother wrote the book for Bye Bye Birdie? She votes on the Tony Awards? What a whole new level of awesome!
And I reread the Wimpster article and ugh insecurity as manipulation. "This is how you get stuck in a codependent, passive, jealous relationship with a wimpster you hopelessly try to fix, even though he won't let you." Remind me to say to the next boy who says "oh I'm so [fill in self deprecating blank]" "yeah, you are!" Is this the boy version of "ohhh I'm so fat"
Yes, yes it is.
No wonder all my current crushes are construction workers and delivery men. They're hot and can lift 50 pounds!
Sally, Sally, Sallly, where are you? I need facts about BIRTHIN' cause apparently some fools are debating that C-sections are better than natural and I am exploding with anger.
This has all been brought about my Britney's baby and that she had an elective C-section.
I read Wifey today (it was part of the cheap book haul). Ha ha, the gynecologist brother-in-law's last name L3ff3rts! And he lived in Short Hills!
I always forget that Judy Blume novels are full of Jersey.
I just spent $65 at the yarn store WITHOUT BUYING ANY YARN. I blame impulse book purchase added on top of needles.
And too many YA paperbacks. Oh well it's $1.50 to one library and then 20 books donated to another library a month later.
One of those books was Spaceballs: The Book.
So I took out another Kennedy biography from the library, this one about their Irishness. I suppose the only other person who will appreciate this ommission is Sazzers, but the author says Mary Courtney's baby is called Saoirse Roisin (true) "Gaelic for 'Freedom Rose'". Uhhhh. (Okay so I'm not denying that that is ONE of the meanings, but my oh my, why would someone name a baby born in 1997 Free Roisin?)
so i finally started a pattern that i had bought yarn for about 9 months ago, and UGH! ERROR ALERT! and i remember reading on message boards that there were problems with it, but can i find those threads now?
stupid lace work!