Recipes by Caleb Ben Moore

Caleb Ben's Orgasmic Chicken Salad

A light, refreshing, fun and tasty meal.

THE STUFF YOU NEED:
Breasts, of chicken (about one per person)
Olive oil - enough for cooking the chicken
Rosemary
A bunch of feta cheese
Several handfuls of nuts. I prefer pecan
Assorted lettuces (arrugala, romaine, spinach. Anything but iceberg, really)
Strawberries!
Poppy seed dressing

WHAT YOU DO:
Take your chicken breast, trim off the fat and such, coat it in olive oil, then roll it in rosemary. If you don't like rosemary, don't use it, but don't use anything else or it'll taste terrible. I myself like a lot of rosemary. You may not like so much, so adjust to your own preference.

Anyway, fry the breast in a pan (you can cube the chicken if you want; I always just fry it whole then pull it apart). Once the chicken is cooked and sliced or pulled apart, you can put it on a bed of lettuces on a plate, then take the fresh strawberries, sliced, and throw a bunch on there. Also throw on some chopped pecans (or whole pecans, I don't care) and a lot of feta cheese. Douse with a good poppy seed dressing, and eat with crusty bread and A LOT of cheap wine. It's orgasmic, I tell you. You'll be on the floor begging for more.